The Lost Keys

S M Chen
6 min readNov 15, 2024

I had to go to the bathroom.

Not terribly, but more than a little.

We’ve all had this feeling one time or another.

As we age, it may happen more often.

It was only a matter of time and the sensation would become more acute.

And uncomfortable.

Did I want it to happen on the tennis court when I might squirm and fidget in discomfort?

In theory, the amount of water I imbibed would be balanced by my perspiration and homeostasis would be maintained.

I know practically no one who gets this just right.

I debated what to do.

I could hold it and be a little uncomfortable, or I could relieve myself and become comfortable.

The restroom was not that far away.

The normal bladder fills concentrically, much as does a balloon.

Only not with air or helium, but rather with the liquid made by the kidneys following the passage of blood through them.

Normal kidneys receive 20–25% of cardiac output.

The kidneys extract liquid waste from the blood and send that southward in the form of a warm, yellow liquid with which we are all familiar.

Ideally, when one is playing tennis or engaged in other activities, the urinary bladder is as deflated a balloon as possible.

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